Силикон и сосиски
Моя подруга забежала в гости.
И мне подарок “вкусный“ принесла.
Я потащил на кухню свои кости
И скромно сел у краешка стола.
Я ждал сюрприза.. вафлей иль ирисок..
Котлет домашних или холодец.
Но принесла любимая сосисок.
И не простых, а соевых, трындетс!
“две груди — как браунсвик-шары.
Как долго я хотел ее добиться!
Ну а теперь — финал! Я — царь горы!
К ней потянулся, одержимый бесом.
Давай же, милая! Сбивай мою кеглЮ!
Но,приглядевшись к сиськам с интересом,
Я понял с ужасом: я имплантант люблю…
Из силикона были груди эти.
Ни дать ни взять — два надувных шара.
Я подскочил, забывши о минете.
Все, страйка нет! Окончена игра!
Пошел на кухню, закурил печально…
Тут кот мой рядом сел, и простонал:
“Хозяин, милый… рвет меня отчаянно
От херни той, что с миски подобрал“
— Прости, Мурлыка, больше так не буду,
Не я купил.. уж сильно не вини.
— А заодно, гони ты эту Люду!
У Клавки вон — “четверка“ и свои!
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6 марта 2008 в 17:58
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